James’ Poor Brain

I think it was some rubbish film or something where some bloke (possibly a scientist) says “computers don’t make mistakes, people do”. This rant has nothing to do with computers, but the world would be a much better place without certain people.

You know the sort- people who will feed you a tiny appetiser of truth before shoving a big greasy lie down your throat. People who randomly shout “Harry Potter!” at you in the street because you have similar lengthed hair. People who will give you wrong directions so you will fall into an uncovered manhole for their amusement.

There are two ways to deal with these people- either ignore them, or… sorry, couldn’t resist. Ignoring annoying people never works, much to the denial of teachers and parents. Anyway, the best thing to do is, after they belch their malignant deviances into your face, say one of three things:

- “Thank you, kind sir. I shall do just that!”

- “You are indeed a gentleman. Let me shake your hand”.

- “But of course! You are absloutely right!”

After which, offer them your hand to shake. Usually too blinded by their own self-indulgance to decline, they shall take it. However, ensure you have one of those hand-buzzers attached to you, but set to “Kill” instead of “Buzz”. Fry that scourge on society. Watch his/her ashes fall to the ground like the cast-off from a slow burning cigarette, whilst shouting “Thank God almighty, we are free at last!!”

*Idea for this and parts of content inspired by the fine men of We Are Scientists. Thanks guys.

Right you lot, I will need your assisstance.

Me and Jack are having a bit of an argument over who is superior- the mighty MUSE or the crappy indie dirge of (bleck) Kasabian.

As my loyal readers, I urge you to help me flood his email inbox with messages on how he is wrong in thinking Kasabian are fit to lick Muse’s immacualtely tailored shoes. Whether its a detailed essay on why he is wrong or simply the words “Muse > Kasabian” over and over again, we can show him the error of his ways. Y’know, whilst pissing him off a bit.

His email is Jteppic2@aol.com.

Together we’re Invincible!

Awesome.

Muse are apparently building a giant spaceship for their Eurpean tour, which I am of course attending.

I vote for them coming out of the ship’s hatch, dressed in Sing For Absolution spacesuits, before launching into Take A Bow. Now THAT would be awesome.

Hello dudes and dudettes. As a reward for being so awesome, here’s some links to cool stuff.

An amusing flash can be found HERE

A great Kazzoo solo can be found HERE (click “Goldigga” in the grey box)

A glimpse into the future can be found HERE

bye, mm’kay?

Yes, they sound exactly like Led Zeppelin, they have inexplicably sized hair and they have problems thinking of words that rhyme with other words, but….

There’s somewthing incredibly likeable about them. The potential for air guitar, for example.

FACT:I COULD have seen these guys at Reading, as well as Muse, but the rest of my family wanted to see Fall Out Boy. DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF INDEED.

Rating: 4 funky afros out of 5!

I’m doing this from school because Abbi told me too.

Anyway, double BCS was predictly awful, and I like cookies.

Bye

Jamesizzzle fo shizzle

1: I’ll thank people not to use my blog as a way of asking each other to email each other. although comments are always welcome (hint hint HINT BLOODY HINT)

2: If anybody would like to send me the pictures from Xinmei’s party it would be much appreciated.

PS. I am exempt from point 1 because its MY blog. Hence me being able to say what I do in point 2.

What else? oh yeah, In Your Face Monkeychild, Muse rock, eat hot dogs.

One of the few retailers that serve Chicken Burgers with actual chicken in them is the chippy in Peatmoor. Vey nice, highly recommended.

Other foodstuffs I consumed today include hula hoops (a bit too salty) and muffins (a bit too greasy).

What else? Media is going well, I’m actually ahead of schedule with English coursework and Map of the Problematique is defimately the next single off BHAR. If I haven’t already, I must express my bummingness of that song.

 Also, due to a certain someone not being there I ahd to make small talk with a certain somebody in Maths. Not Cool.