Sunday, September 24, 2006

Play Hyper Music!

It occurs to me that Muse aren’t playing Hyper Music on their current tour.

It occurs to me they blatantly should.

It occurs to me that I can do something about it. email me at mcnuggets@hotmail.co.uk and sign a petition for this great live song!

James :-)

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James teaches you ALL a lesson

I drank a two-litre bottle of Diet Coke today. And, according to everyone present at Xinmei’s party, I’m addicted to the stuff.

I know this is not true (and no, I’m not in denial). And I shall prove it!

Reason 1: If I was “Addicted” to Diet Coke, I would be out to the shops every time I ran out. I would also steal money, mug people or commit other acts of deviancy in order to get the nessessary cash. I do NONE of these things. If my supply runs out, I accept it and drink something else. I was in France for two weeks a short while ago, and I did not consume one drop of Diet Coke. I do believe Abbi saw me only a few days later, and I was certainly not a shaking wreck.

Reason 2: In reference to my actions today, let me ask you this: if you found a £10 note and you offered it to people, but they said no, would you just leave it? Didn’t think so. I had a bottle of Coke, I offered it to people (eventually) and no-one wanted it. Am I supposed to just ignore it?

Reason 3: Under an oath I just made up, I can honestly say I choose certain drinks over Diet Coke. Chocolate Milk, for example. But I rarely get the chance to have it.

Reason 4: I’m satring to think people think I’m addicted by the way I act whilst I’m around it. Yes, its very nce, but I don’t really think its God’s nectar. Sorry if I mislead you.

Reason 5: Everyone says I’m addicted, but no-one does anything about it. This means either a) no-one actually believes I’m addicted or b) my “friends” are a bunch of assholes who care more about acting holier-than-thou about it than my health and safety. And I sure as hell don’t think that.

Reason 6: It’s not Crack, for God’s sake!

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