James’ Poor Brain

In an impressive coinkydink, I had the same conversation today as I did yesterday regarding the relationship between Dorks, Nerds and Geeks, and how they compare.

I shall now explain my theory, via the medium of graphs:

As you can see, Geeks such as myself are superior to the more Star Trek- oriented Nerds and Dorks.

Test yourself! Which are you?

DORKS

Number of comics owned: 50+

Ability to quote sci-fi films/programmes: Excellent

Likelihood of living with parents at age of 40: 80%

Friends: none

Misc: can speak either elfish or klingon.

NERDS

Number of comics owned: 15-49

Ability to quote sci-fi films/programmes: Fair/Good

Likelihood of living with parents at 40: 55%

Friends: other nerds

Misc: Plays with Warhammer of some other kind of strategy game.

GEEKS

Number of comics owned: 0-14

Ability to quote sci-fi films/programmes: Poor

Likelihood of living with parents at 40: 20%

Friends: anyone who isn’t a chav

Misc: has interest in music, uses sarcasm

Sigh. All is quiet in Blogland. Was it something I said? Come back!

Anyway, I’ve recently had a shower and a shave. I’ve never like shaving, hence the fact that I can count the number of times I’ve used my shaver on two hands. And I’ve had it over a year.

I don’t like it because, besides losing something I’m quite fond of (ie. my moustache) it makes my skin go all dry and generally not nice.

Sadly, these grievances is lost on my mum, sister and girlfriend, who, if they had their way, would jump on me with shaving foam and a razor every morning and evening.

Huh! Women!