drip drip drip…
My shower has made a small hole in our ceiling. And apparently its all my fault.
I’ll spare you the details but until further notice I can’t use the shower. And, being a teenager, I need them at least once every two days. How else am I supposed to get clean? A BATH?!
I hate baths. Its uncomfortable, the water gets cold quickly, its incredibly awkward to wash your hair and eventually it will hit you - you are bathing in your own diluted filth. Bleh. Plus, when I get out I immediately start sweating. For whatever reason.
What about you lot, all of the two people who read this junk (that reminds me - a little plug every now and then would be nice, wink wink)? Baths? Showers? Waterfalls in the jungle, under the eyes of furry mammals a’la those Herbal Essences ads?
Showers. Very long ones that cause damp.
Abs x
Baths all the way. Really hot ones. Like, so hot that I almost faint.
And then people ask me why I am so red and I tell them and they say it’s not healthy and I say well how is it any different to a sauna or a steam room. And they go on to more important things.