I’ll have…some…Diet Coke….thanks…
For Abbi’s party, I’m going as this guy:

(hes in CSI Miami, btw). Basically, I’m going to wear sunglasses, then take them on and off all the time for no reason, cross and uncross my arms a lot, stand sideways to people I’m talking to and talk…like this…all…the time. In other words, I will annoy everyone to the point of getting sent home.
It’ll be one hell of a party!