My opinion on Tea
Being more of a Diet Coke man, I rarely sample a cup of Britain’s most sterotypical drink. Having tried a mug earlier, I can well and truely say…meh.
Is this it? Something that you never hear a bad word regarding addictives or bleeding eyeballs about, loved by the whole nation? It’s so bland! Even with two sugars it tasted like water with added…brown.
I don’t get it. How can people drink this stuff 3 times a day, even with the crushingly dull and lenghty preparation process? With most other drinks its ‘Glass. Undo bottle. Pour. Enjoy.’ It takes upwards of five whole minutes to make the tea, and then another seven for it to cool to a drinkable temperature. You’re all mad.
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