Saturday, June 30, 2007

3 reasons why the last episode of Doctor Who sucked ass

1) Hoorah. Not one, but TWO decent characters written out! Martha, who didn’t annoy me nearly as much as Billie Piper, and JOHN SIMM! How can you get rid of John Simm?! The producers are morons.

2) Oh look, ANOTHER “pluck a ridiculous special power out of thin air” moment to save the day, why do they keep doing that? Its like the writers say “whoops, I appear to have got the Doctor into a predicament again. Never mind, I’ll make something up”. You can’t turn 100 years younger, turn blue and start floating around the room just because people start shouting “DOCTOR!” The writers are morons.

3) Why turn Jack, who kicks all kind of arse, into some obese blue face who doens’t do anything?! And how can he forget everything that happened in the last 3 episodes? Does the BBC not watch the old episodes and make notes on the characters before they make up new episodes? The BBC are morons.

So, in conclusion, people in suits who create DW episodes = morons.

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