Everyone Loves Gratuitous Violence
How bloody awesome does Transformers (the film, in case you’re thick) look? And I don’t even own the toys.
Have you seen the frikkin trailers?! Things blow up! Cars turn into robots and start firing missiles at each other! A bus gets chopped in half! Holy shit! How a film that has fight scenes and car chases going on at the same time, as part of a single scene can fail to be awesome I don’t know, but one thing’s for sure - this makes the toys, cartoons, anime and videogames look like little pussy things that come free with Frosties.
Me want see now. Who’s up for it?
