If I was a girl…
- I would be called Erin or Sara, apparently.
- I would have perfectly sized breasts, but complain about them anyway.
- I wouldn’t receive such strange looks when I say how great Matt Bellamy is.
- My hair would be exactly the same.
- My adam’s apple wouldn’t move up and down in the strange way it does, due to it’s non-existance.
- I could take my clothes of and get away with it. And by “get away with” I mean “applauded for”.
- The phrase “It’s what (my gender) do” would be a valid excuse for my obvious flaws.
- I’d be oblivious (or at least pretend to be) to the blatant sexism in condom ads.
- I’d still play bass, but I’d be in much higher demand due to the whole “girl bassist” thing.
- I’d actually bother to shave.
- I’d be able to sit through Ratatouille without wanting to vomit.
- I’d constantly have “that bloated feeling”, according to Activia adverts.
- I’d get moist over said Activia.
- I wouldn’t know how to plug in my PS3, let alone play it.
- I wouldn’t be writing this, because it’s a proven fact that girls update their blogs approximately once every two months. (Proof, and further proof)
- I would have perfectly sized breasts, but complain about them anyway.
- I wouldn’t receive such strange looks when I say how great Matt Bellamy is.
- My hair would be exactly the same.
- My adam’s apple wouldn’t move up and down in the strange way it does, due to it’s non-existance.
- I could take my clothes of and get away with it. And by “get away with” I mean “applauded for”.
- The phrase “It’s what (my gender) do” would be a valid excuse for my obvious flaws.
- I’d be oblivious (or at least pretend to be) to the blatant sexism in condom ads.
- I’d still play bass, but I’d be in much higher demand due to the whole “girl bassist” thing.
- I’d actually bother to shave.
- I’d be able to sit through Ratatouille without wanting to vomit.
- I’d constantly have “that bloated feeling”, according to Activia adverts.
- I’d get moist over said Activia.
- I wouldn’t know how to plug in my PS3, let alone play it.
- I wouldn’t be writing this, because it’s a proven fact that girls update their blogs approximately once every two months. (Proof, and further proof)
