James’ Poor Brain

How bloody awesome does Transformers (the film, in case you’re thick) look? And I don’t even own the toys.

Have you seen the frikkin trailers?! Things blow up! Cars turn into robots and start firing missiles at each other! A bus gets chopped in half! Holy shit! How a film that has fight scenes and car chases going on at the same time, as part of a single scene can fail to be awesome I don’t know, but one thing’s for sure - this makes the toys, cartoons, anime and videogames look like little pussy things that come free with Frosties.

Me want see now. Who’s up for it? 

I used a bus and nothing bad happened! Its a miracle!

Also, History went well and I’ve only got two exams left, although one of them is Physics…

Oh well. I’m not interested in a career in spinning. 

Finally got my hands on my Prom suit, after hours of trawling through the Outlet Village, Asda Walmart, Next, and half the shops in Town. I ended up buying it on the internet.

The material is not as shiny as I’d imagined, but is still very cool. And I don’t look as stupid in a bowtie as you might think.

Now, all thats left is the car, the shoes, who I’m going with, and whether or not I should do anything with my hair. Hmmm, black?

Check this out - a big, multi-purpose, all-knowing blog entry that covers almost all aspects of my recent life!

Muse at Wembley is only a month and a half away- this dawned on me whilst I was filling in my calender, and I nearly fell backwards with a double whammy of surprise and excitement. Bring it on.

Chemistry makes me feel like a fish, who has somehow flopped out of the water and is now gasping for non-existant breath on the riverbank. An autistic fish, in fact. Its the only exam I’m REALLy worried about.

We’ve had two applicants for the lead guitar position- one of them is good but can’t start until late June, and the other is pretty good and can start now but none of my friends like him.

Speaking of HCTR, SPREAD THE WORD -  12BAR, 3rd MAY. GO GO GO, TELL TELL TELL!

I’ve been listening to Billy Tallent II. Its good, but somewhat lacking in accessability. 8/10.

 I have a new favourite advert - a footballer falls down, apparently faking some kind of collossal hernia, when a giant tank rolls onto the pitch and points it turret at him. Mr T pops out, calls hima fool and throws a Snickers bar at him. Genius.

“Jim’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever met. I like to think I’m a fairly witty person, and I can make people laugh, but I worship at the altar of his timing.”

 - Stuart Dingle 

This makes me happy.

 :)

Indeed, as a “busser” (think mini-waiter) at Pizza Hut.

I’m very excited for 3 main reasons:

1- Decent money, ie. not what you’d get paid in a Vietnamese sweatshop making footballs

2- Free pizza/unlimited Diet Coke

3- I can finally tell the Evening AdVertiser people where they can stick their “Distribution Agent” job. I won’t really. I’ll be nice, hmph.

*well, in about 3 weeks, but still….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ABBI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU! 

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Rather than buy a copy of this weeks NME, I found some scans of a mighty fine article about Muse’s Wembley shows. This one in particular interests me, specifically the bottom left corner:

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t23/Nitram815/musenmewriting2.jpg

ANNOUNCE SOMETHING OFFICIALLY FOR GOD SAKE, YOU’RE KILLING ME!

No, not an astronaut. Not even the new Halifax advert.  

This is in celebration of the fact that I HAVE FINISHED MEDIA.

IN. YOUR. FACE!